You may recall our partnerships with the defense departments of both Japan and the USA. Well, we were once again implored to help, this time by Dr’s Townsend and Daltrey of the WHO, to investigate the origin of COVID 19. After over five years of research, we’re releasing our findings:
Deceptive Yelp reviews encouraged cave bats to fly several thousand miles (7.26 trillion kilometers or something) to consume the unholy 3D printed grapes.
