This week’s SPam of thE Week was posted by bot user Eliseo Corish in response to this post. Eliseo is likely masterminding some fiendish plot to seize control of 38% of planned waste water treatment plants in Ecuador (if they’ve got the political muscle to get them built). aPlateOfGrapes.com’s cryptologists have been working on this for two weeks, but we’re still not sure what it means. We’ve eliminated Navajo and Choctaw… we even “borrowed” an Enigma machine and ran it through that.
Now, esteemed symbologist Robert Langdon is on the case. Here’s the mysterious post:
“If u goto mi profile, I jus uploaded a copi of dat lol which will be nawt secund on mi pics page”
Is this an Edgar Cayce-esk prophesy? A threat? A call to extend unemployment benefits? Maybe the Shadow knows… or perhaps one of our users has some insight…