You know we’ve been slacking on our SPEW here at the grape when we get spam posts like this one from user Steel Darts in regards to this SPEW post:
“Hey there, please tell us when we will see a follow up!”
Ok, how about…. now? All of today’s SPEW comes to us courtesy of the above linked post.
Our first “official” SPEW comes to us from user Free Apple iPod:
“on occasion and I am seriously happy to report this latest write-up is honestly kinda effective and appreciably improved than 1 / 2 the various other worthless junk I read today”
Thanks…? I’m not sure if that was intended as a compliment or not. Honestly, I think your writing is less than “kinda effective.”
Next up is user Ashsul:
“hi thanks for the reading.”
No problem, thanks for the writing.
Next we have user… U Porn. Yeah, you know where this is going:
“XXX desert”
This post makes me wonder… did they mean dessert? ‘Cause, that would make more sense. Who wants a XXX desert? Get some lube on the set!
Finally, we have user Community Software… yeah, I don’t know what that means either.
“Very instructive and wonderful bodily structure of subject material , now that’s user genial”
Yes, that is a sexy body of text… but keep your hands off of your “genials.”