California Grape crop is looking good

Posted on May 22, 2025 by admin

Good news to keep the grape supply up.

https://theproducenews.com/grapes/early-san-joaquin-valley-grapes-looking-great-california-shipments-start?sfmc_id=6897305&utm_campaign=PM%20daily%20May%2022%202025&utm_id=1110850&utm_medium=email&utm_source=TPN&utm_term=Big

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I wonder if this has caramel?

Posted on April 26, 2025 by admin
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Happy Easter!

Posted on April 20, 2025 by admin
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Hiatus Explained

Posted on April 18, 2025 by admin

You may recall our partnerships with the defense departments of both Japan and the USA. Well, we were once again implored to help, this time by Dr’s Townsend and Daltrey of the WHO, to investigate the origin of COVID 19. After over five years of research, we’re releasing our findings:

Deceptive Yelp reviews encouraged cave bats to fly several thousand miles (7.26 trillion kilometers or something) to consume the unholy 3D printed grapes.

Mystery solved… we won’t get fooled again.

This post was sponsored by TenCent.

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Well, the ad makes sense, I guess…

Posted on August 20, 2019 by admin

Wrong kind of dump?

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