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Federal Employee Formally Reprimanded for Creating “Hostile Work Environment” Due to His Excessive Flatulence

  Breaking Wind News!!! The headline pretty much sums it up, really. I find it interesting that the five page reprimand cited actual dates and times. Who rights these things down? My favorite line from the article: “The man was … Continue reading

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Penguin or… something else?

  Since neither myself nor my progeny or particularly crafty (at least in the artistic sense), I occasionally make sure we try something so in that vein so my minimal skills don’t completely atrophy. Enter a kit of colored pipe … Continue reading

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Official 2013 aPlateOfGrapes Calendars are now available!

You asked, and we delivered! You can now order your very own aPlateOfGrapes.com 2013 calendar through Snapfish! Click here to order (or just view, if you so choose, there’s no obligation). Features of the calendar include monthly QR codes to … Continue reading

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US Government officially petitioned to build Death Star

  A little while back we reported about the US investing a paltry $1.5 Million in the development of superior beef jerky (you can read that one, here). Now it looks like we’re finally getting serious crack at building a … Continue reading

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