Category Archives: Off The Plate

Certain professions have access to some great one-liners. These aren’t necessarily pick up lines, rather, they’re phrases that make sense when they are uttered by said professions. You’ll get it when you start reading them… For example, if you’re an … Continue reading →

Dear AstraZeneca, There isn’t anyway I can say this without sounding like a total jerk, so I’m just gonna come out and say it; the Symbicort chick is freaking me out. To refresh your memory, here’s a link to the … Continue reading →

Dear company that still uses flat head screws, What the hell is your problem? Flat head, or “slot” head screws if you’re an elitist, became obsolete nearly 80 years ago when US Patent #2,046,343 started the screw head revolution. Now, … Continue reading →

Today’s image is another from my son’s collection. His toys are a continuing source of inspiration.

Recently, I couldn’t choose between two popular sides. I wonder what I’d get if I combined the two…