Category Archives: Off The Plate

Off the Plate: The BBQ Hooker

Get your mind out of the gutter, people, this is an actual product for sale on Amazon (and be sure to check out the commercial embedded for your pleasure). It’s touted as a 4 in 1 grilling tool. BBQ Hooker … Continue reading

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Alaskan Congressman Concerned for Central Park

So, the folks from Alaska crying hypocrisy and trying to get Congress to “declare Central Park to be a wilderness area and to prohibit any further improvement or development of Central Park unless authorized by an act of Congress.” You … Continue reading

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Spanish Man Pisses off the Wrong Bull

Bull sports (fighting, running, and who knows what the hell else) always seemed pointless to me in the “hey, let’s risk our lives for no apparent reason” kind of way (not to mention their inherent cruelty… oh wait, I just … Continue reading

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Most amusing quote overheard during today’s meeting

“In the last four months he’s grown over four inches. It’s amazing,  you can really see it in his pants.’

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Off the Plate: Connections

Years ago there was a show I used to love called Connections. An excerpt from Wikipedia describes the premise: “It took an interdisciplinary approach to the history of science and invention and demonstrated how various discoveries, scientific achievements, and historical … Continue reading

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