Monthly Archives: July 2010

BREAKING NEWS!!! Using the term BREAKING NEWS!!! in a headline leads to SPEW.

Posted on July 22, 2010 by admin

As the bot spam comes in, I’ve noticed it’s centered around a few articles. Those with the aforementioned headline and ones in which I mention global warming or Popsicle Jesus (so, I guess this article will get a LOT of … Continue reading →

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It slices, it dices, it vivisections

Posted on July 21, 2010 by admin

As you know, before cutting delicate, over ripe produce with a precision instrument like the Ginsu, one must first prime the knife by cutting through lead pipes, soda cans, and such. Once this was accomplished, I set about conducting the … Continue reading →

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Ginsu Vs. Grape

Posted on July 19, 2010 by admin

One of the cruelest crimes against grapedom (or should that be grapemanity?) is neglect. The grape pictured below is a victim of said crime. So what do we do with grapes that have become inedible but have not given wholly … Continue reading →

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The trifecta

Posted on July 16, 2010 by admin

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It’s…

Posted on July 14, 2010 by admin

…Wednesday’s image. Lots going on here at global HQ. We’re about to enter a period of consecutive theme weeks. Until then, enjoy today’s image.

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