Monthly Archives: October 2012

Just Sayin’…

  How come babies can’t take baby aspirin? Just sayin’…

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Another Sign Our Civilization Is Doomed

  Many who have read Edward Gibbons’ Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire draw parallels to today’s America. This was not Gibbon’s intention, of course, since the first volume was published before the American Revolution (February, 1776) with the … Continue reading

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Vikings Were Wussies

While at my other job last week someone asked, “Is mead wine or beer?” “It’s beer, ” I said immediately. Then I paused, briefly, reexamining my assumptions. “It’s honey based… I always assumed it was a beer.” This last phrase … Continue reading

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I think that’s called irony

i·ro·ny (r-n, r-) n. pl. i·ro·nies a. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning. b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. c. Shortly … Continue reading

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Duck and Cover! Earthquake Photoshoot

Here’s a few photos I took during the earthquake the other day.  

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