SPam of thE Week!

I know spam user Resnora didn’t mean to insult me when she said,

“i don’t want to be so negative but i think your web site would look a little better if you had a little bit of orange on it”

And I think your comment would be better if you used capitalization and punctuation. You want orange, start aPlateOfOranges.com.

Next up we have Kanesha regarding our patriotic grapes.

“I am gonna watch out for brussels.”

I’m assuming you’re not a dick like Resnora by asking I start posting about Brussels sprouts. If you’re talking about Brussels… well, you do that.

Lastly, we have Restoration who likes global warming. Or global climate change, or whatever the hell they’re calling it these days.

“I personally really would like to express that We discovered your site incredibly helpful!”

That’s a curious capitalization you’ve got there smack in the middle of your sentence… suggesting some sort of polytheistic divinity? Perhaps you’re affiliated with the other Elder Flavors; Cherry, Lime, and the vile charlatan, Orange.

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