Most of the time Global Warming (cue spooky music) causes more snow, less snow, more hurricanes, less hurricanes, meteor showers, construction delays, angina, Fanta, plagues, locust swarms, and generally makes baby Jesus cry. Now, for those of you in the North East, high temperatures can be added to the list of unpleasantries.
It’s freakin’ hot… and I don’t like it.
I like what it did to our Popsicle even less. Witness, if you will, the devastation.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Won’t somebody please think of the popsicles?
a government task force is being assembled, they will be ignoring the oil leak until they can solve the popsicle problem
I think you mean they will CONTINUE to ignore the oil leak.
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