It’s been quite a while since I’ve dished the SPEW. For those of you who are unfamiliar with SPam of thE Week, here’s the run down. I get about 50-100 posts from spam bots per week. I sift threw them and post the gems here. Why the weird acronym? It was inspired by NORAD, which sounds cool, until you realize it stands for NORth American air Defense. It should be NAAD but that doesn’t sound cool so they just made up an acronym that focus groups liked.
Jerks.
Anyway, I copy and paste the spam bot user name and their message and provide brief and often pointlessly confusing commentary. I do not edit them in any way so they frequently have spelling errors, poor grammar, etc…
Our first bit of SPEW comes from user Legalize Unpermitted Room Addition who commented on my post about goblin farts pumpernickel:
“According to my own monitoring, thousands of persons on our planet receive the loans from various creditors. So, there is good possibilities to receive a college loan in every country”
First, I’m sure “Legalize” is hoping something else gets legalized. Second, you’re obviously an alien.
Next we have user Champagne who appreciates my warning on Taco Bell’s Cantina Taco:
“Grapes. This simple actions put Aussie wine on the worldwide market, plus the wine industry was a huge section of the Australian economy.”
First off, thanks for keeping the comment kind of on topic. Second, technically, Champagne can only come from grapes grown in the Champagne region in France and undergo the secondary fermentation that produces carbonation. Otherwise, it’s sparkling wine. Or something like that.