One of the cruelest crimes against grapedom (or should that be grapemanity?) is neglect. The grape pictured below is a victim of said crime. So what do we do with grapes that have become inedible but have not given wholly unto Death’s embrace and transmogrified into their dessicated undead progeny, the raisin?
Vivisection.
And what better implement to perform said vivisection than the legendarily sharp, Ginsu knife. Stay tuned…
Autopsy of vitis vinifera
Ooooh, I like it.
This could be misuse of a Ginsu. Are they approved for surgical procedures? Did you get the families’ consent?
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