Monday and site update

It’s Monday, so that means images. But this Monday also means a site update so minor, you probably won’t notice (at least I hope you don’t). Since I don’t have the time or energy to become an html master (or even a novice), I use a WordPress theme so aPlateOfGrapes.com doesn’t look like the site was designed by… well, me. I have a few minor quibbles with the theme, so I just use the editor to make it look all purdy (well, to me anyway). Unfortunately, every time there is an update to the theme (few times a year), it overwrites all the adjustments I’ve made in html. One piece in particular, the header, always seems to cause me fits so I wrote myself a little note to remind myself what to do when this happens and, once I finished, I thought it was worth sharing:

How to remove space at top of website

  1.  Curse loudly because this is effing annoying. Do you really need the site to look just so? No one notices and you’ll save yourself 15-20 minutes of frustration.
  2. Inspect elements to be removed
  3. Open editor
  4. Go to header.php
  5. Save header.php copy into .txt file because, if you don’t, shit will break horribly
  6. Delete shit until it looks right
  7. If you need to add space add as many <br/> line breaks as necessary. For example:
    <br/>
    <br/>
    <br/>
    <br/>
  8.  Think twice about updating site in the future.

OK, on to the images…

You’ll recall a while back the Cookie Monster I spotted in an area butcher shop. Well, looks like another meat department has upped the ante:

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I think it’s worth noting that this could also be a skinned baby theropod (thank you Dinosaur Train).

Next, is something I’ve seen many times at my in-law’s camp. I think you’ll find this cake logo oddly familiar:

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This thing looks old, so I’m sure they predate the other Yahoo!. (Not sure if I needed to put the period after the exclamation since it’s part of their logo, but I don’t have my Chicago Manual of Style handy). Turns out The Original Texas Cake Co. still exists and they make all many of cakes. Including one that looks like Texas.

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Image Time

Pictures are worth a thousand words… so read on!

 

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Wow, beef or meat?!

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Happy Fri(bacon)day

Either you love bacon, or you’re wrong. That’s established as scientific fact. Let’s rejoice by reading about a few bacon-y things for your drooling pleasure. Rapid fire time!

  • The bacons of the world bacon of the month club sends you five pounds of bacon every month. Sounds great, but what are you going to do the other 353 days in the year?
  • J&D’s should be commended because Bacon Salt is a great thing. They also have Baconnaise (bacon flavored mayo), and it sounds tasty. They say everything is better with bacon, but I’m not so sure I’m hard up for the bacon flavored condoms and lube. Check them out here.
  • You may recall I was searching for bacon one time and came across a site I thought was called FreeBacon.com. It was the FreeBeacon.com, an online newspaper. Boo…. Now, I go to BaconToday for all my bacon news. Yes, it’s a website dedicated to bacon news (don’t be critical, you’re reading a site based on grapes).
  • Let’s reminisce about the Beach to Bacon we had a few years ago.
  • Finally, let’s hold a moment of silence for the closed bacon restaurant Bacon Bacon for smelling like bacon.
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Buy The Homer

Another entry into the “why didn’t I see this eight months ago” category. We’ve all seen concept cars we loved, but were never made. Concept cars are cool, reality… not so much. Now it looks like someone has recreated the coolest concept car of all time: The Homer. Check out the video below and be sure to check out the website TheHomerCar.com. No word on how much it costs, but it’s sure to go for a lot of doh.

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Monday Images – Walmart edition

As you know, there are entire websites devoted to Walmart and the people who shop there. Me, I have just three images (and not all of them of my taking). First up was an image I took a month or so ago when I saw this item sitting in a cart:

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What is that, you ask? Let’s take a closer look:

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That’s right… a mouse trap. At least it’s Eco-friendly. It seems everything’s falling apart at Wally-World these days:

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Well, it may be dirty and unkempt, but at least the prices are always going down:

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