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Wrinkled Finger Mystery Solved?

Ever wonder why your fingers get all prune-like when you’re in a hot tub for six hours? Well, scientists have been trying to figure this out for years (guess there’s not much to work on these days). Turns out it … Continue reading

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It’s James Bond’s Birthday today!

Check it out here.

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Federal Employee Formally Reprimanded for Creating “Hostile Work Environment” Due to His Excessive Flatulence

  Breaking Wind News!!! The headline pretty much sums it up, really. I find it interesting that the five page reprimand cited actual dates and times. Who rights these things down? My favorite line from the article: “The man was … Continue reading

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US Government officially petitioned to build Death Star

  A little while back we reported about the US investing a paltry $1.5 Million in the development of superior beef jerky (you can read that one, here). Now it looks like we’re finally getting serious crack at building a … Continue reading

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