Product Wednesday

Posted on February 5, 2014 by admin

Making mirrors is probably a fascinating job. It’s really something I could see myself doing (har, har)!

All (well, some) joking aside, I could really see myself making mirrors if I could sell them for $12,440 apiece. Although the image below looks cool, I’m not sure you couldn’t find something similar at target close to $12,401 less.

You can buy one here. If you do buy one, you better hope Atlus doesn’t shrug…

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If you’ve got some money left over, you can buy this stool for a cool $39,210. On an unrelated note, people are stupid.

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Image Time

Posted on February 3, 2014 by admin

Check out this New Year’s promotion buy three Special K products and save $3! Those are savings every klansman would love! I had to “white out” the name of the retailer to protect the innocent…

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Keeping the healthy / new year theme, let’s talk salad!

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Finally, we a great recipe for fresh squeezed orange juice.

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Item of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2014 by admin

It’s Wednesday, and that means weird stuff you can buy on the internet day. Did you miss out on the Guinea Pig scale mail with matching helm?

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Or maybe you’re looking for something to outfit your cat with so your pets can enter into some Thunderdome-esq mayhem? You’re in luck! Looks like some enterprising fellow has made some armor for your cat. Yeah, it’s only leather armor (probably AC 8 or so), but your cat has fangs and claws (maybe), so that’ll even things out.

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Quick “Image” Dump

Posted on January 27, 2014 by admin

Let’s get right to it, shall we?

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Ahhh… I feel better. There’s nothing better after a long road trip than rushing off to the bathroom for a Quick n’ Steamy.

For our next image… I can imagine the repeated customer inquiries that necessitated this sign:

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And lastly…

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Wednesday’s Weird Product Of The Day

Posted on January 22, 2014 by admin

Gloves have tremendous market penetration, but there is always room for improvement an innovation. Enter Sruli Recht, a merchant selling gloves made out of the supple skin of the basking shark for about $1,000. You many be thinking, shark skin gloves may be different, but are they worth of a front page feature on aPlateOfGrapes.com? Well these gloves have fishhook-like thorns on the inside that make it impossible to take the gloves off (no word on if they’ll be making condoms, too).

A description from their site:

“Fitted and unlined glove from basking shark skin, with the mic-rose thorns inside. Should you put your hand in, you will discover that the thorns, all directed to slant inward, will lock your hand in place in the manner of, ten thousand fishhooks. Should you attempt to remove it, the thousands of thorns will bite into the skin. You can put the gloves on, but to remove them would mean to cut them off. Gloves for life, or for one wear – the ultimate and final commitment.”

 

You can buy these gloves here.

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