Well that’s just plain nasty

Here’s another reason why I own a Kindle, don’t buy used books, and steer clear of libraries. Seems like a few scientists tested some library copies of 50 Shades of Gray and they were contaminated with the herpes virus. Hey, that’s awesome. Reminds me of the time I rented Ice Pirates

On the plus side, the books also contained traces of cocaine.

Read about it here.

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I’ve Never Noticed This Before

 

I’ve watched Star Wars countless times; both the original theatrical version and the versions that Lucas “fixed” and I must say I NEVER once noticed this. Look closely at the below clip:

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It’s hard to see, but but Alderaan clearly shoots first! This puts the whole trilogy in a whole new light.

In other Alderaan and Death Star related news, my six year old son is into both Legos and Star Wars (shocking, I know). He was asking for either the Lego Death Star or the Super Star Destroyer but those are ridiculously expensive. So, I got him Lego Alderaan instead:

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You can find just about anything on the internet

Even if you’re not looking, things just have a way of popping up. Take the below image of Richard Nixon duking it out with a sabertooth tiger:

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Notice that this isn’t entirely a fair fight. Not only is Tricky Dick standing in a sensitive area, he’s also sporting brass knuckles.

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Click Here if you like Dough Nuts!

No, not doughnuts… dough nuts. Oh, and they are indeed Grand! Although, if they have “Flaky Layers” you might want to try Head and Shoulders or a Coal Tar based shampoo.

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Another Casualty of the Shutdown

So I’ve been busy lately doing… stuff and things. Books aren’t going to read themselves (well, unless you get the audio version) and noobs are in need of dominating (they’ll never learn, otherwise). Oh, and that pesky shutdown thing that, despite the government’s efforts, people don’t seem to care all that much about. Here’s one of the many governmental bureau’s that has been, sadly, shut down.

How will we survive?

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