Sadly, this is not a joke. In many Middle Eastern countries being gay is punishable by death. That’s not fabulous. Now, it seems, they’re working on technology to detect gays so they can’t enter the country. You can read the story here.
No word on if Archie Bunker is the lead scientist.
I’ve long argued that “wellness” doesn’t necessarily mean “healthy”. Healthy foods/activities may be good for your body, but they certainly don’t contribute to my emotional wellbeing. Brussels sprouts may be healthy, but they are most certainly depressing when they’re on my plate.
It looks like the folks over at Rite Aid have finally figured this out… check out the “Wellness” section in their flyer. Potato chips, Kit Kats, Soda, that’s happy food right there.
Some residents Pittsburg think their new security barriers look like the prongs of some mythical stone statue. No word on if they think these are the wangs of The Sphinx, The Colossus of Rhodes, The Statue of Liberty, Michelangelo’s David (he wishes), or some as of yet unknown beast(s). In all likelihood, it has something to do with Japan.
You can read the story here.
Many people enjoy alcoholic beverages from time to time, and many folks take it to the next level by making alcohol (beer, wine, bathtub mint juleps, etc…) in their very own homes. This allows you to avoid steep taxes and get the flavor juuuust right. This guy, however, is a little extreme. He’s actually brewing booze in his stomach.
You read that right… he’s making booze in his stomach.
He’s got a yeast infection that ferments carbs while he’s eating. Basically, he can get wasted eating Twinkies and French fries.If you could figure out how to do this on purpose, you could make a killing with college students. Not to mention that you could hook up winos and know that the money you give them will actually go to food.
Down side? I know as yeast does its thing quite a bit of gas is released, so you’ll probably fart like a maniac while you’re getting wasted. Although, if you’re eating ice cream and Twinkies, your air biscuits will probably smell like Pinnacle Vodka.
I guess the DOD can’t process your Freedom of Information Act requests because their only fax machine is broken. No word on if you could just send your mom an e-mail with the request since they read all your e-mail anyway.
In other news, I’m lazy and need a nap.
