You can buy insurance for just about anything these days

Car insurance, flood insurance, ,life insurance, etc, etc, etc… Well, now you can buy insurance for your fantasy football team. It’s called Fantasy Player Protect, and for about $20 you can recoup some of your investment if your star players miss large amounts of time due to injury. This is only good for pay leagues, of course, and is another herald of the end times. I guess this kind of thing makes sense, since insurance is really just another form of gambling. The insurance company is betting they won’t pay out, and you’re betting it will. It’s like you’re doubling your chance at losing getting the excitement of gambling twice on one bet!

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They’ve Gone Too Far

You know grinds my gears? People who talk on the phone while dropping their kids off at the pond. Seriously, I don’t need to hear you grunting and groaning through what could be the next Bono. Well, now you can train the next generation of inconsiderate d-bags with this wonderful piece of… equipment.

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Yes, I know it’s for holding an iPad, not a phone. Think of it as a gateway drug. Besides, do you really want to use your iPad after your kid uses this thing? If you want to help herald in the end of civilization, you can buy one here.

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Damn Small Lobsters

A local supermarket has these .07 Lb micro-lobsters on sale. I think they might be the one of these.

Small Lobster

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Stock Up And Save!

What a bargain!

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Feral Cats Attacking Tourists in France

Yes, you read that right. I guess they need to set Bob Barker loose over there. Check it out here.

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