Don’t have an outlet handy but need to charge your phone (and don’t mind getting wang cancer {if your a man} or testicular cancer {if your a woman… after the radiation causes you to grow testicles, that is})? Sounds like you need the power shorts!
No word on if they’re going to make a gas powered version.
You can read about it here.
How’s that for a controversial headline? Get your attention? OK so maybe trash was a little harsh more like… trash receptacle? Someone noticed the new Mac’s resemblance to the trash cans in the NYC subway system.
You can read the article here.
A number of factors have contributed the the lack of posts lately.
Although the first two are still in effect and will be for some time, we’ve finally seen a break in Factor 3. Looks like a school in CA is having a toy gun buy back program (fo’ realz). Check it out here.
Looks like the folks over at the U.N. are looking for things to do. They want to create some rules/regulations/tips/whatever around killer robots. Some of the questions being considered:
“Who makes the final decision to kill?”
“Can a robot really distinguish between a military target and a civilian?”
“Why can’t clothes be sent back in time?”
“Why are Toaster Strudels so damn tasty?”
The Human Rights Council will be calling on experts on the subject. Scheduled to appear, engineers from Honda, Sarah Connor, Styx, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
You can read the article here.
I took this picture while I was at the store the other day. It was in the cookie aisle, not with the Ex-lax or Kaopectate, so I’m assuming this is supposed to be a bonafide treat of some sort. Judging by its looks, this is some kind of highbrow European cookie cookie. I suppose I could do an internet search on it, but I’m feeling lazy right about now.
