These Grapes Are the Plate

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Breaking News!!! Scientists Find Largest Prime Number Yet…?

…wait, why is this news? I’m a pretty nerdy guy, but I’m not sure anyone cares. It took 1,000 computers and 39 days to find the number which has 17,425,170 digits. Interestingly, it is the result of multiplying 2 by itself 57,885 and subtracting 1. Wow, interesting stuff. Read the story here.

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The Lamest Exercise Equipment Since the Shake Weight

Everyone remembers the Shake Weight: the exercise equipment that we know doesn’t work because, if it did, all teenage boys would be ripped. But what if you’re not into that kind of… thing? Or, perhaps, you’re elderly and are more comfortable exercising with your walker? I give to you, The Rack. Enjoy a few screen shots with my commentary.

Look at this beauty… Hurrycane eat your heart out.

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First and foremost, it’s a walker. And believe me, after a workout with this baby, you’ll be glad you had it! That guy using it? He’s like 83!

2-23-13kBut The Rack does more than that! It can also help you lay down on the floor!

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Since it’s laying on the floor, you can also stand on that mo-fo! It’s great for pretending you’re a frog, or practicing your squatting technique in preparation for your next camping trip.

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Tired of having it on the floor? You can pick that shit UP!

2-23-13hLike picking it up? Well, you can pick it up EVEN MORE!

2-23-13eAnd MORE!?!

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Expend a lot of energy picking up your walker? Well, you can put that shit down, too!

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But your exercise isn’t done yet, you can even WALK OVER IT! Holy Shit!

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You can check out the video here.

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Site News and Beavers

I’m on vacation this week which means fewer updates since my time is monopolized by school vacation activities with the little guy, books, games, etc… I’ve talked about this before. But this time, I did have some spare time to fiddle around with the site. You may have noticed our new logo (look up if you missed it). I’ve incorporated it into other elements of the site as well (favicon, etc…)… so, enjoy!

I also came across a disturbing bit of information regarding beavers and the commercial use of their, uh, butt sacs. Apparently, beaver’s have a specialized anal glad that produces a substance called Castoreum which beavers combine with their urine when marking territory. I guess it smells and tastes lovely because it’s “harvested” and used in perfume and as a food additive. An excerpt from Wikipedia:

“In the United States, castoreum as a food additive is considered by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to be generally recognized as safe, often referenced simply as a “Natural Flavoring” in products’ lists of ingredients. While it can be used in both foods and beverages as a raspberry and strawberry flavoring, and vanilla, the annual industry consumption is around 300 pounds.”

Word from manufacturers is that it isn’t really used that much as a “Natural Flavor” anymore, but still… ewww.

Sometimes I understand vegans.

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Least Appetizing Ad I’ve Seen in a While

While perusing a trade magazine that focuses on private label products (store brands) the other day I came across an ad for Furlani breads. Furlani looks like they have some nice looking, high quality offerings for your bakery department. However… I would disagree with the visual suggestion of how to serve their products. Apparently topping a nice crusty bread with vanilla ice cream what appears to be some poor animals bisected testicles is considered “innovative” and “inspired”.

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