In the UK, Burger King is Now Serving SeaBiscuits

With all the horse related hullabaloo that’s going on in the UK, I thought The Grape should enter the fray. Here’s the story so far… they’ve found horse in meatballs (great with a bolog-neigh-ese sauce), lasagne, and Burger King’s hamburgers. Once the Home of the Whopper, Burger King is now home to the all NEW breakfast sensation, SeaBiscuits! In the ever competitive race among the fast food chains, BK in the UK now has the FASTEST food around in SeaBicuits. Is it good? Well, the meat is tender and the bread is thorough. Check it out:

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I’m not against someone eating horse if that’s their thing. That’s not to say that if I’m at a cocktail party and they’re serving horse d’ overs I’m going to partake. And, if I happen to be enjoying a martini at said party I damn well better not find out the bartender is serving me Horseeater gin or I’m liable to slap my monocle upside his head.

 

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Ladies and Gentleman: The Blunt-A-Saurus

We have several books in the excellent “How Do Dinosaurs...” series by author Jane Jolen and illustrator Mark Teague. One of our favorite entries, How Do Dinosaurs Eat Their Food, has a rather… strange illustration in the front and back cover. To me it kinda looks like he’s putting the finishing touch on a big ol’ joint. I submit to you, the Blunt-A-Saurus:

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Or, perhaps, he’s enjoying some grapes?

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Looks Like this Nor’ Easter is REALLY Going to… Pound Us

I was… probing around the internet and came across this very suggestive image of the impending storm. Just in front of the prime target area is going to get pounded.

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More Target Parking Lot Shenanigans

While on another trip to the Target shopping area I came across Famous Footwear’s pathetic attempt at replacing their marque sign. Seriously, who looks at this and says, “That looks great guys, time to call it a day.”

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For shame Famous Footwear, for shame.

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Keep Your Kids Away From This Guy

I was at Target the other day and saw this license plate. Either this guy LOVE’s Baby’s R Us or he loves him some Baby Arse. Either way, keep your distance.

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