User Submitted Photo

 

 

Happy kids book grapes:

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Kid Friendly Plated Grapes

 

 

Was able to wrestle these away from some kids long enough to snap a quick shot with my camera phone.

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Want to look 27 again? Don’t buy this product.

 

Not sure why anyone has ever clicked on one of these terribly scam-tastic Google delivered ads, but I’m sure the one showcasing the “lookin’ like a 27 year old hottie” ad hasn’t seen many clicks:

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We’re back… and we’re talking Oreo’s for some reason

My summer sabbatical is over and The Grape’s back with an all new design, layout, and, of course, content.

This year Oreo celebrates 100 years of cookie goodness (at least that’s what it says on their special edition packaging). This year actor Guy Williams (who famously played Zorro in the 1957 – 1961 TV series Zorro) turns 88. When you adjust for inflation, he’s also 100. Coincidence? Of course not. This made me think of some interesting cross marketing opportunities. Like Zorreo’s:

Some slight alterations to his hat (see above picture) and viola! Zorreo!

I thought about doing a cookie about Madonna (who when you multiply her actual age by the age she acts is also 100), but I didn’t even want to think about Whoreo imagery.

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We’re back! aPlateOfGrapes site relaunch!

After taking the summer off, aPlateOfGrapes.com is back with many improvements. Come check out the ALL NEW (well, there’s lots of old stuff there too, so it’s not all new) and improved site. I’ve completely revamped the design, layout, etc… and I know you’ll love it. The spammers sure do, here’s just a taste of actual spam I’ve received about the new site:

 

“Some truly great posts on this website, thank you for contribution. ‘Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do.’ by Sarah Knowles Bolton”

Rv Warranty

 

“I’d like to live on Kauai. It was small, quiet, and it had lots of opportunities for an adventure.”

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“aPlateOfGrapes is my #1 website now!”

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Thanks for this! I’ve been searching all over the web for the info.”

Cheap iPhone5

 

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