A Plate Of Grapes

It’s been a while since we’ve had some SPam of thE Week. Not for lack of spam; I’ve actually currently got 988 unread spam. Without further ado, let’s delve into a few of them…

User Louis Vuitton Handbags like to mix idioms into more complex idioms.

“Fortune knocks once at least at every man’s gate. Four eyes see more than two.”

Translated: “Get some glasses asshole, you’re knocking on the wrong door.”

Next up is Booster who likes our site:

“I cherish your blog, Its very good to observe not everyone is just posting a bunch of rubbish now a days”

You’re right; we post bunches of grapes, not rubbish.

Finally, we’ve got Cammie who appreciates my post on Booby Traps.

“I know this is really boring and you are skipping to the next comment, but I just wanted to throw you a big thanks – you cleared up some things for me!”

You’re welcome… and appreciated.

Finally, Nigel doesn’t like the site.

“terrible journal you take”

Fuck you, Yoda.