Candy Bracket Round #1

Some of you may be asking, “How nutty do you have to be to have Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups as the #2 seed? The judges must be stupid.” Well, there are always controversies in brackets, that’s what makes them pointless fun!

Also, you may be asking, “What the hell is a Take 5?” Well, they’re awesome. It’s got pretzels, chocolate, caramel, peanuts, and peanut butter. Thus, Take 5… and shove them in your candy hole.

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Don’t forget to vote in our the other Candy Bracket match up! As of this posting, Snicker’s is dominating the poll 100% to 0%. It’s like a North Korean election, only closer!

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Supermarket Basket: Nutter Butter Vs. Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut Cereal

Nutter Butters hold a special place in my heart, because they were the second to last thing with peanuts that I tasted, and the last thing with peanuts I was able to finish.

This just in, they’re tasty.

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Pastry Bracket: Tony’s Donuts Vs. Dunkin’ Donuts

Don’t forget to vote in the Candy and Restaurant Brackets!

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Off the Plate: Restaurant Bracket

Day two of voting is upon you! Rise to vote sir!

If you didn’t vote in yesterday’s bracket, there’s still time!

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Off the Plate: Be Prepared… You Could Choose How I Die!

As many of you know, I’ve been allergic to peanuts for about 3-4 years. Well, long story short, I’ve recently had two tests that have come back negative (which, is a positive). That means, in about a month, I’ll be tested yet again and, if that goes well, I may be cleared to eat peanuts. I stress may, because I could fail this final test. So, assuming it does go well, I figured I’d let the readers decide which food I try first (if I do fail my test, I’ll make the the food I eat on my deathbed). Since there’s a lot of flopping soccer going on, I thought we’d have tournament style voting. See below for the brackets, and vote early and often! I’ll leave the voting up for a few days…

Candy Bracket

  1. Snickers
  2. Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups
  3. Take 5
  4. Peanut m&m’s

Restaurant Bracket

  1. Dairy Queen
  2. Five Guys
  3. Pad Thai (from one of several locales)
  4. Texas Roadhouse

Pastry Bracket

  1. Tony’s Donuts
  2. Scratch Bakery
  3. That place down the road that I hear has really good cream horns, but I don’t really care for cream horns so I’ll probably get a raspberry turnover
  4. Dunkin’ Donuts

Supermarket Bracket

  1. Nutter Butter
  2. Honey Roasted Peanuts
  3. Fluffernutter
  4. Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut Cereal

Peanut Bracket

They’ll be a new poll every day, so… choose wisely!!! Are you ready?

Rise to vote sir!

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