This week’s SPEW comes to us from user “Book a cheap hotel.” I have to admit, I tried on four separate occasions to read this post in its entirety, and failed each time. My last go of it I actually got about 2\/3 of the way through.<\/p>\n

Like a good challenge? Everyone that reads the entire post will be entered into a contest to win a prize*. So, have a go at it…<\/p>\n

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*actual prize may not exist… but then again, it might, so you never know.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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